Funny Quotes About Climate Change

Here are a bunch of funny quotes on climate change, environment or other issues.

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Funny Quotes on Climate Change or the Environment

You don't need people's opinions on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: which number is bigger: 15 or five? Or do owls exist? Or are there hats?

- John Oliver on Climate Skeptics and Polls, Last Week Tonight

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.

- Ronald Reagan

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

- George W. Bush

The noise [of wind turbines] causes cancer.

- Donald Trump

John Oliver in 2016

Quotes Denying Climate Change

The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.

- Donald Trump

It's freezing and snowing in New York -- we need global warming!

- Donald Trump

Funny Quotes in General

The future will be better tomorrow.

- Dan Quayle

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

- George W. Bush

They misunderestimated me.

- George W. Bush

Quote Generated by Chat GPT

Climate change is a hoax. It's a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese. The Chinese want to hurt our economy, and they're using climate change as a way to do it. The science is not settled, and the Paris Climate Agreement is a bad deal for America. We're not going to spend trillions of dollars to combat a problem that may not even exist. It's all fake news. And let me tell you, we have the cleanest air and water in the world, and we're going to keep it that way.

- Input: Explain climate change in the style of Donald Trump

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